Who Gives a f$#% About an Oxford Comma?

My obscene obsession with oxfords is growing at an alarming rate.  When my mind drifts to the idea of "shopping" I stop and think about how undeniably adorable every outfit would look with a nice pair of leather oxford shoes.  They were popular last year and they were even more popular years and years ago but today and for forever more the oxford has reached all time favorite in my fashionably immature mind (as in behind the trends)...

First of all, I'm going to comment on the versatility of the "oxford" (you might be snickering but then again, that's what I'm aiming for)...  They can be effortlessly paired with a skirt, a dress, des pantalons, or even nothing depending on your mood. 

Don't read into this.  I am not being sarcastic.  I'm being completely honest and forthcoming.  Here are a few of which I've felt faint just staring at:

(Frye)

(Frye)

(Maiyet)

(Marsell)

(Hope)

(Maison Martin Margiela)

I'm aware they look incredibly boyish... That's why there's a website called lagarconne.com (masculine word with a feminine twist!) Ya know?
Bonsoir!
-B